How not to apply for a job…

In the ‘can’t make this crap up’ category, just got this email in to our general email box:

“Hi, is there an email I can apply for a job directly?
I am interested in applying for more than 1 job and don’t want to apply
individually. Id prefer reaching a hiring manager/HR directly so I can make
my case as to why I want to apply to each position. Please let me know if
there is a contact email I can reach. Thank you.”

When you are so lazy that you can’t be bothered to cut and paste your resume 3 times…..
Red Fail